Zombie Christians Among Us!

This? Your neighbor? Your brother? your friend? YOU??? Naaaaah! No such thing as "the walking dead"....but what if I told you that there was,and the so-fabled "Zombie Apocalypse" is already at hand, and has been for decades? "what? Nooo," you say. But ah....you are mistaking zombies for the guy at the left.

Zombies are literally the walking dead, yet they are also not literally. o.0 what? you don't understand? well, let me make it more clear to you: Ever seen a person call themselves a christian, go to church precisely every time the occasion calls, but even in church.....THEY ACT SOOOO FAKE...and it's so obvious? Yeah. That's what preachers and such calla dead christian...and where I live, there are dead entire churches. Go for the rock music, go to look good, go to get a gf/bf....actually, my town is made up of these zombies! My neighborhood! How do I ever get around it, You ask? Well...I'm still working on the zombie cure. :/ but I'll get it eventually! But when I do pull it up, it'll have a great deal to do with the Bible and Jesus will have to be at my side. Besides, who could face a Zombie Apocalypse without a trust-worthy partner?
If you're having problems with zombies in your christian home, then just call the zombie exterminater, and They'll help you(God the father, God the son, and God the spirit, and their trusty HOLY BIBLE handbook written just for you)!!!! Just close your eyes and fold your hands....help is on the way!
Best wishes and God bless,
ERIKA